12.16.2009

i had an afair with tiger wods…

Yes that’s rite I had sex with tiger woods. . At 20 – 75 grand an interview   why wouldn’t I say I had sex with tiger woods? (I am waiting for a cal from ET or National Inquirer any day now)  the current number  of people who claimed that had sex with tiger woods is now up in the teens. (alleged numbers vary from 11-18) .  The one thing I love about the case is the message transcripts with all the ellipses… and  [square brackets] witch show implied speech and missing portions of a quote.  So the actual transcript can be as so:

I hate how people can be mean to dogs – Domenic

But I can be quoted a such:

I hate… dogs” – Domenic

Or in the case of tiger woods quoted on entertainment tonight

Tiger- “Do you want to have…[sex]?”

Finally the most perplexing part of this whole fiasco is how in the name of god did a car crash turn into this. The one thing I am dying to know is what in the world was tiger’s wife doing with  a golf club, it cant possibly be that he is a world class golfer and possibly has one in his crashed SUV.  It must be that his wife was chasing him with a golf club because he had an affair.  Like a woman on foot would actually distract you enough to cause you in a big suv to crash.

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